Funny Shayari
1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta
ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.
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added on November 6th, 2011
Ek ladki thi deewani si, Tendulkar per woh marti thi
Funny Shayari
Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,
Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???
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added on November 4th, 2011
Jab se howa hai pyar
Funny Shayari
Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai
Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai
Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai
carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai
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added on November 3rd, 2011
Medical Funny Ghazal
Funny Shayari
Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain,
tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain.
Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain,
Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain.
humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain.
Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli,
Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli.
Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga,
juma k din clinic band rahy ga.
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added on October 26th, 2011
Aaj mosam
Funny Shayari
Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he
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added on October 17th, 2011
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
Funny Shayari
Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain
Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain
Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi
Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki
Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde
Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye
Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain
Puraney chor kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
Takaluf mein agar poochein ge ke khayen ge kya
To kahen ge chaye theher ke, pehle ho jaye thanda
Abhi hum diet per hain, Diet bottle hi mangayiye ga
Taayi cake ke siwa kuch bhi na laayiye ga
Zara sa choclate cake le aayiye ga mere jogi
Ciggerete bhi agar milein tou aik dabbi bohat hogi
Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa aur paan haazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain
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added on October 16th, 2011
Najane kis baat
Funny Shayari
Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho dost….
khuwab main bhi milte ho to kaddu jesa mun bana lete ho:
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added on October 11th, 2011
Tere haseen hathon ka
Funny Shayari
Tere Haseen Hatho Ka Ahtram Krte Hein FARAZ.
Warna Hum Kabhi Yasso Panjo Mein Maaf Nhi Krte…
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added on September 27th, 2011
Begairat hain log
Funny Shayari
Yu bahana banana nahin acha
Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…
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added on September 25th, 2011
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Funny Shayari
Na bijli na cng na safe kisi ki jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Jhootay sachey case bana ke ik doojay ko rolain
Jahan pe common fayda inke wahan ikathey ho lein
Jail training leke niklein bane seyasatdaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Khambey sath khalotey rehnde Jo wehle mustandey
Banda in ko lamyaan pa ke changa phandey
Janjjj kisi ki dhol kisi ka aewain e nachhi jaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Har ik match pe satta laga ke har bar hardey
Har ik road pe shokhay one-whieling pe karde
Agli nassal ke hath mein hai sheesha cigerrete paan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Aap broiler ban gaye hum kha kha chicken machini
Sunyaarey bhi sona chad ke bechne lag gaye cheeni
Paanch rupay ke sikkay jitna paanch rupay ka naan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Jese tota mena ranjha mangey apni choori
Wese her ik file ke andar note zarooori
Warna chakar lagatey ho jayen halkaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Chatting message msn ke peechey kese bhaagey
Package karwa ke saari ratain jaagey
Hatam howey in ke parrhan parhaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Ghar araam se bethey hon ge road pe sab ko jaldi
Sabar ka phal jo meetha, nahin hai iski demand
Chahey hon in ke chaalaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
Aadat parri dikhawy ki, woh jaan na is se chootey
Masnoooyi se ho gaye sarey sab rishtey tootay
Buray lage sab rishte, zeher lagen mehmaaan
Mein sadkay kurbaan mera sohna pakistan
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added on September 17th, 2011
Biryani samajh kar
Funny Shayari
Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar
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added on September 6th, 2011
Monday ko office jana hai
Funny Shayari
Niklay Jo Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Jana Yeh Faraz
Her Sakhs Woh Udas Hai Jisay Monday Ko Office Jana Hai :p
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added on September 4th, 2011
Tum bhi likha karo shayari
Funny Shayari
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabzi Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega?
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added on August 24th, 2011
Woh meri hamsaayi hai jee
Funny Shayari
duniya mein apni aik se dilrubaayie hai ji
kya btaaon bhia wo meri humsaayie hai ji
hum isay apni khush kisimti samjhte hein
jo hum ne us ki sachi mohabat paayie hai ji
aisi khatrnaak aurat se mohabat kar ke
hum ne apni zindgi daao peh lagaayie hai ji
aaj gali ke logoon seh mujeh pata chla hai
ke wo kafir haseena badi harjaayie hai ji
jo kabi murghi palak kilaati thi badeh pyar se
woi aaj asghar se hui praayie hai ji
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added on August 11th, 2011
daal mein jo kala hai ji
Funny Shayari
daal mein jo kala hai ji
wo garam masala hai ji
aik pal ki humein khabr nahein
maghr mansooba sau salaa hai ji
usay rishwat khaane ka haq hai
jo minister ka sala hai ji
hum ne dil kisi ko deh dala hai ji
ab Allaha he uhs ka rakhwala hai ji
hum unn ka kya churaate thay
jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
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added on August 4th, 2011
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